God I hate this commercial

But I love it slowed down.

Dericious!

Fast forward to :50.

Why don't I place this on your table?

wowee

good lord

Darts....kinda

DB's isn't quite like this. But almost, sometimes.

Apocalypse Update

A guy just called into the local news. A Marine Corps veteran that has seen "hundreds of oil fields on fire simultaneously" in Kuwait, and said that the fire burning right now at the petroleum plant is "the largest burnoff he's ever seen." Also, the smoke plume from the fire now looks enough like a tornado that the news anchor is clarifying that this is not the case.... at least not yet. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns into a huge fire-tornado, spinning all over Kansas City, throwing embers all over the city and leaving in its wake burnt out buildings that conceal new baby pup fire coyotes.

Apocalypse

Wow. So the skies have opened up above us. Tremendous amounts of rain, thunder, and lightning for quite a while. Thunder shaking the windows. Quarter-sized hail. Rotations suggestive of tornado formation. All while it's still bright and sunny outside. And then, 9.1 miles from my house, lightning struck an oil plant and started it on fire. It's a huge billowing fireball and a cloud of dark smoke drifting way into the air over downtown.

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Man.

How come...

...everything cool I'd want to do has already been done?